Gummy Bears do look cute in all
their shiny colourfulness. However, if
we distance ourselves from the art appreciation point of view and look at the
nutritional value of Gummy Bears, we’ll realise that Gummy Bears are garbage. They contain sugar, starch, glucose syrup,
flavouring, and food colouring. Some modern varieties also have added
vitamins and that, presumably, makes them wholesome. (Wholesome garbage? Oxymoron, anyone?)
So Gummy Bears are garbage –
nutritionally speaking. On the other hand, they don't taste great either. So, eating them
is not particularly enjoyable. They get glued
to my teeth. They are too sweet. My tummy hurts afterwards. And, in spite of all of these things, Gummy
Bears are strangely addictive.
Now, I do understand the biochemistry
behind the Gummy Bears addiction. With all that sugar and starch in a concentrated
form, you can’t help getting addicted even if the flavour is lacking. But, what’s the attraction, really?
The attraction, I think, can be
attributed to the clever name. Yes,
Gummy Bears is actually a very, very clever name. Gummy suggests the bouncy playfulness of a
ball. Bear has that “animal attraction”
quality that grabs us all on a subconscious level. (Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends have a lot to answer for.)
So, in the recipe below, I decided
to re-brand a food known as aspic - or pihtije, hladetina, paca, aladobi, etc,
depending on where in the world you may be living. I am calling this food Whole Animal Gummy Piggies. It’s really a meat jelly - a healthier and
tastier alternative to Gummy Bears and far better than any whole (holy?) grain.
My Whole Animal Gummy Piggies are about eating the
whole animal and not only muscle meat. Non-muscle
parts, such as bones, skin, and
organ meats, are much more nutrient-dense than
muscle meat. So, the whole animal is the
way to go. The Whole Animal Gummy Piggies alternative to Gummy Bears is the animal attraction taken to a whole new level.
- 3 pounds pork feet
- 1 cup white vinegar
- ½ Tbsp black peppercorns (whole)
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 onion
- 3 cloves garlic
- 3 bay leaves
- Cold water
Preparation
- Put all the ingredients
in a big pot and add enough cold water so that the water level is about one and a half inches above the “meat” level.
- Bring to a boil and,
then, reduce the heat to medium-low.
- Simmer for about 3
to 4 hours stirring occasionally.
- Over another large
pot, strain the stock through a fine sieve.
- Remove the meat and
skin from the bones, cut them up, and spread them on the bottom of a baking pan
or a large bowl.
- Once the stock is
cooled down, a film of fat will be visible on top. Discard the fat and add more salt to taste.
- Pour the stock over
the meat and skin bits, cover, and refrigerate until firm.
- Serve sliced or cubed.
V. J.